Travel Books

Broke through Britain

One Man's Penniless Odyssey

Made in Nottingham

A Writer's Return

The Chess Traveller

Fourteen Random Games on the Road

Camp Shatila

A Writer's Chronicle

Cool for Qat

A Yemeni Journey

100 Days on Holy Island

A Writer's Exile

The Last of the Hunters

Life with the Fishermen of North Shields

Mortimer at Large

Peter Mortimer is irritated by one tiny word.

Theatre Plays

Arthur Raises the Roof
The Body under the Stairs
A Change in the Weather
Croak the King & a Change in the Weather
Death at Dawn (also a book)
The Dirty Rotten Scrounging Bastard
Doris Dumpling & The Magic Corner Shop
Dorothy Daydream
Dunce Crafty & The Great Monster Robbery
Elvis Lucy & Capt. Beefheart
The Enchanted Pudding
His, His & His
The Invasion of the Dirties
Kat Among the Pidgeons

Lower the Lake!
Making Plans for Winkle
The Magic Shell
A Man, A Woman and a Chicken – Sketches
The Man Who Played With Mice
The Nightwatchman
Off the Wall (also a book)
Playtime (also a book)
The Plughole
Rainbird (also a book)
RIOT (also a book)
Sausages and Circuses
She’s on Toast
Snow White in the Black Lagoon
Spirits of the Deep
Whiter than Wight
The World According to Sharon


Utter Nonsense

Published by Iron Press (revised edition, 2001)
ISBN-10: 0-906228-83-2
Price: £5.95

The Ooosquidal

Illustrated by Hutch (Paul Hutchinson) Published by Unit Offset (1981) The poetry book The Ooosquidal is available direct from the author, £1.50 inc. p&p

"Ooosquidal (ûsqid'l) n. 1981 (rare). Seldom seen beastie of indeterminate size and shape. In existence since time immemorial though identified and named only in 1981. Distinctive loud "Woooooo!" sound in flight. Never photographed, drawn or kept in captivity.

The Shape of Bricks

To The Magic Castle

Ill. by Jim Nelson

I Married the Angel of the North

Available from Five Leaves Publications

A Rainbow in its Throat

Available from IRON Press or Flambard Press.

Other works

Radio Plays

Elvis, Lucy & Capt. Sensible

Children's Fiction

The Witch and the Maiden - Ill. by Carole Senior
Copies no longer available.



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